darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

gatsby: haha yeah......................old sport
nick: do you have a signature on your texts?
gatsby: no............................old sport

Sometimes u just gotta be a ho

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
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