You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
haha yeah......................old sport
do you have a signature on your texts?
me as a pedestrian:
[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
say your prayers